You have been employed to fill potholes with cement. Look, it aint the most glamorous job in the world, but it pays the bills. Keep that trusted cement blaster at the ready and keep your wits about you for as long as possible! We wouldnt want you falling and hurting yourself now, would we?
The road ahead is treacherous. Weve got reports of an unprecedented number of potholes forming. Some people have even reported seeing them move. Theyre calling them Jaws holes for some reason. Thats ridiculous if you ask me.
Running low on ammo? Give that trigger finger a rest or seek out one of our randomly spawning fuel pods. No, I dont know where they come from either. Something to do with balancing apparently.
Game design, coding, audio and UI by Tom Cheshire. Art assets by Sean Rugg.